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Hee Demotivational Poster


THE BEST WAY - to find out if you can trust someone is to trust them


TAGS: antelope cheetahs
Rating: 4.87/5

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tellezs - November 17, 2011, 7:35 pm
Well put!
mariand - November 11, 2011, 5:04 pm
geez...kids, don't listen to him :))


THE GRAND CHAW-HEE - It's his birthday.




SAD CLOWN -


TAGS: a tribut to our motifake clowns sad clown fear cheers
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:23 pm
Thanks, Haw. I am not going to be able to sleep tonight either, lol. 5L for a touching yet foreboding motifake.
Valymar - March 9, 2012, 7:09 am
Love this!
Hawamleh - September 29, 2010, 8:37 am
thanks flint, nice one moo :D and chomps dont get picky :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2010, 2:01 pm
No one mentioned g** clowns....yet, here you are....
Chompers - September 28, 2010, 1:29 pm
I'm not sad, just deranged.
flint - September 28, 2010, 1:27 pm
I gave it 5l, pic & verse makes for a unique poster..nice!
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:53 pm
Thanks
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 7:47 pm

solid 5 hammy...nice
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:14 pm
Doesnt Really Talk About Him In Particular, I Just thought the Expression Was The One Needed.
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 7:04 pm
interesting you took the face of maybe the most famous clown of all, Emmett Kelly
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:01 pm
It Is Original Actually, needed to prove to myself that i still got it, thanks.
Faceplant31 - September 27, 2010, 6:58 pm
Original quote hammy? Either way it is an amsome fake. 5L


THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM - But the second mouse gets the cheese ...




TIMOTHY DALTON - Because Daniel Craig will NEVER be this badass.


TAGS: james bond timothy dalton daniel craig badass bad ass wheelie semi
Rating: 2.55/5
DallasDeckard - December 12, 2010, 5:52 am
Daniel Craig isn't a pimple on Timothy Dalton's a**. T. Dalt was James Bond, while Daniel Craig turned it into The Bourne Supremacy. Craig couldn't be Bond if Sean Connery gave him lessons. Hopefully Craig has seen his last Bond film.
Bunny - May 18, 2009, 11:22 am
I hears ya, Mr. Dude. George Lazenby was the worst Bond by a mile, though. Oh, and if the job wiping sweat from Daniel Craigs balls is still open........
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 10:48 am
Timothy Dalton as Bond!? He isn't worthy to wipe the sweat from Daniel Craig's balls. Dalton = Worst. Bond. EVER. Craig is great, but Sean Connery still RULES though!
Little Johnny - May 16, 2009, 11:51 am
OMG... Tim Dalton was the worst bond ever.


CLIFF CLAVIN ON BEER -


TAGS: reprint of a classic diatribe from cheers for your enjoyment pleasure
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Thedge - September 1, 2014, 12:58 am
Tried the alibi. DID NOT WORK ! Wife said, Norm's a moron! No argument available to counter.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:39 am
Thanks Space
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:31 pm
Excellent Bone! 5Ls.
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 3:14 pm
My pleasure Mr. C
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 3:13 pm
LMAO! another perfect poster Bone!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:48 pm
LMAO
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:32 pm
Great poster man, i was more going for the Ron Burgandy "its Science" but that works to.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 2:26 pm
I'll drink to that!!... 5 frosty cold ones!!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:20 pm
Thanks Bovee, now that song is never going to leave my head
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:10 pm
Its Science.


PLASTIC CHEESE TOP HATS - When a triangular plastic cheese hat just isn't classy enough for Monday Night.


TAGS: cheese packers tophats greenbay football
Rating: 4.11/5

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falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 5:38 pm
I live next to Titletown. How do you think I feel?


THE CHEMIST FUN -


TAGS: march calendar 2010 chemistry the ferrous wheel iron will vitamin b b12 b2 b6 red matter clits
Rating: 4.63/5

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thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:29 am
I like the tags... xD Oh, and 5L


LIFE -


TAGS: cheese macaroni life bland spice
Rating: 4.65/5

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5150monkeylove - June 18, 2013, 1:53 am
REALLY? The word "h**" is censored? maybe I should have said "hawt dogs"
5150monkeylove - June 10, 2013, 12:08 am
Pack of h** Dogs is more fitting due to my career path, lol
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 10:02 pm

Little Smokies, Monkey. Little Smokies.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 9:26 pm
Even as a child I would walk 5 miles (uphill both ways) to find a pack of h** Dogs, slaughter them, and add to the mix. Rebel I am.
falloutghoul - June 9, 2013, 8:56 pm
I actually love Mac n' Cheese when following the instructions. So cheesy...
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:00 pm

An INSPIRING poster!~
EmilioDumphque - June 9, 2013, 11:31 am
A GREAT poster! I can testify. (Also, if that recipe doesn't work out, deep-fry!)
GaryO - June 9, 2013, 11:10 am
Yes, yes it is. Still a good poster, however. If in a hurry, I’d just toss that on the skillet and fry it up.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 4:04 am
ummm... ok Is this a lost point?
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:41 am

Serve with green onions and h** yellow peppers.
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:40 am

Cook the pasta. Drain it. Add a can of tuna, also drained, and a can of cream of chicken soup. Mix in the cheese packet. Put the whole mess in a greased, ,ovenproof dish. Top with cheese slices and crushed crackers. Bake in 400 degree oven for 15 minutes.
Silverheart - June 9, 2013, 12:07 am

Crumbled bacon makes mac n' cheese awesomer.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 12:01 am
I agree. But more people put a twist on ramen, as opposed to mac-n-cheese
CloudchaserS - June 8, 2013, 11:36 pm
Ramen is rather bland made according to directions, I add in cayenne pepper, onion flakes, peanut b***er, sauce of my choosing then I dribble Tabasco on the noodles just before putting them in my mouth


1st Impressions -


TAGS: police detectives women blonde suspects profile lg just kidding tee hee
Rating: 4.55/5

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MissPriss - November 5, 2014, 11:17 pm
It doesn't have to....
lgvernon - November 1, 2014, 11:03 pm

And so it begins...


WHERE'S YOUR LICENSE? - It's on the bumper. Back there, man.


TAGS: cheech and chong
Rating: 4.09/5

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agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 3:00 am
I remember when he said that.


IS THIS THE RIGHT PLACE - For the Packers cheerleader tryouts?




HEY KID -


TAGS: kids pets dogs h** wheels
Rating: 4.87/5

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GaryO - February 22, 2014, 7:08 pm
Love the old ones. Glad I can still vote on 'em.
forseti - November 25, 2010, 4:31 am
I'm glad that I didn't upload my version of this poster! This is way better. 5
Airman - November 24, 2010, 3:58 pm
looks like we got us a future TSA worker
crankyhead - November 24, 2010, 3:37 pm
LOL!


Lord Douche Bag -


TAGS: cheerleader
Rating: 3.29/5

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ROFL - January 18, 2009, 4:30 am
Lord Douchebag. That's funny.


SHENANIGANS - Ours are cheeky and fun.


TAGS: super troopers shenanigans cheeky fun
Rating: 2.67/5

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MO - November 21, 2009, 7:49 pm
I don't wanna! But I have to! 5


HAPPINESS IS... - Grilled cheese and tomato soup. You cannot disagree with this without lying.


TAGS: grilled cheese tomato soup
Rating: 4.36/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 3:12 pm
5L!
cicilia - February 10, 2014, 11:08 pm
Grill Cheese ok, tomato soup is a big fat disgusting "NO!" how anyone can eat a grill cheese with tomato soup just amazes me, that stuff is absolutely disgusting.
deecougar - January 23, 2013, 7:59 pm
Of course you can disagree ... I disagree because I absolutely HATE tomato soup - love grilled cheese - hate tomato soup
CloudchaserS - January 9, 2013, 5:07 am
Try it, you might like it :-)
CloudchaserS - January 9, 2013, 5:05 am
You should at least try it :-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 8, 2013, 11:32 am
yeah, that's gross.
GaryO - January 8, 2013, 10:01 am
I am now sick to my stomach
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 8, 2013, 9:50 am
This is my 2nd favorite lunch in the winter. But I put sharp cheddar chunks in the soup and bacon on the grilled cheese.....and that's why I weigh 250lbs.
CloudchaserS - January 8, 2013, 1:11 am
I also liked pb&j with cream of mushroom for a dip. Still do
Greeny - January 8, 2013, 12:47 am
Steak is happiness, this is homesickness food
Rudedog - January 7, 2013, 9:30 pm
This is pure childhood heaven. A ding dong for dessert please.
robbidos - January 7, 2013, 7:48 pm
i'll take that kiddie meal: grilled cheese with diced onions and sausage and a side of tomato soup with grated parmesan cheese
GaryO - January 7, 2013, 7:44 pm
Guess I’m a big fat liar. That’s some kinda kiddie meal….and I’d be pyssed if someone put that in fronta me….BUT, nice tidy poster
Silverheart - January 7, 2013, 7:30 pm

I know I can't disagree. Of course, there are other definitions. But this is a good 'un. 5Ls


ALCOHOL IS POISON - I drink it because there are things inside me I have to kill ...


TAGS: charlie sheen alcohol is poison
Rating: 4.68/5

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Budog - June 19, 2012, 8:23 pm
I'll drink to that, works for me...
maoworks2 - June 19, 2012, 5:39 pm
Good To Think About,Next Drink.


YOU FAIL -


TAGS: folding fitted sheet
Rating: 4.72/5

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Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 9:28 pm
EXCELLENT and absolutely true. 5 king sized pillowcases ..........
tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2011, 7:57 pm
King size sheets are the worse!


OUTLOOK ON SHTUFF -




4-WHEELER RACE - Sorry, 2-wheeler race


TAGS: race wheels bike helmet sports
Rating: 4.34/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:35 pm
Cute one.


DEAR GOD -




I WONDER WHY -




TRUTH HURTS -


TAGS: love loss relationship dumped grilled cheese
Rating: 4.77/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 11:43 pm
He's already dating Éowyn.
Faceplant31 - August 13, 2010, 11:25 am
Solid. 5/5
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:53 am
*mumbles grumbles something about typos* Find someone else who makes YOU happier than they ever did
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:52 am
The best way to get even=Find someone else who makes happier than they ever did


NORM PETERSON - The Undisputed Heavyweight of One-liners and witty repartee


TAGS: norm cheers beer one liners
Rating: 3.78/5

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tosser - December 29, 2009, 10:30 am
You suck. Please die.
Ed-Hyde - August 11, 2009, 7:58 am
still lol'ing myself


SHEENFACE - "From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls." Charlie Sheen




LIFE -


TAGS: cheers
Rating: 4.72/5

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GaryO - March 14, 2014, 7:33 pm
Geez, Oldy, how’d you dig up this relic?...and yeah, potato, tomato…anything to try to focus on. It keeps the bar from spinning.
Oldsod - March 14, 2014, 5:15 pm
Lemon...lime...when you're three sheets in, a potato will do just as well...Cheer5!!
Yorick - September 3, 2012, 9:36 am
Down the hatch.
GaryO - March 28, 2012, 9:22 pm
‘he’ is a drunken idiot that doesn’t know a lemon from a limey…..work with 'him'
11B - March 28, 2012, 3:00 pm
I see the lime, but where is the lemon he speaks of?
maoworks2 - March 25, 2012, 7:50 am
I Could Use One Right Now!


LUNCH - I like a bacon cheeseburgers because it’s nice to know at least two separate animals died to satisfy my hunger


TAGS: cheeseburger paradise frank j imao
Rating: 4.09/5

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sickartist - December 24, 2009, 5:35 am
Or at least maimed
Cubbybear - December 23, 2009, 11:21 pm
Wow! 5/5


DRUG SHEEN -


TAGS: sheen drugs sitcoms autumnspirit
Rating: 3.3/5

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Bull - March 25, 2011, 1:21 am
was funny the first time I saw it. #131001


CANADA'S TRAGEDY -


TAGS: french fries with gravy and curdled cheese
Rating: 4.56/5

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CANADA - April 16, 2010, 9:01 pm
molson only makes good commercials. leave beer to the real men
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 8:05 pm
If that's how canada is, I'm not impressed.
spacedog - April 16, 2010, 7:50 pm
Not much better than Molson Dry, was it?
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 7:46 pm
I had a Molson Ice once.
CANADA - April 16, 2010, 1:50 pm
don't bad mouth the poutine, its as addicting as crack.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 10:17 am
Smoking it more like......My latest poster will make it clear...once it's approved.
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 10:14 am
Chewing the wrong cud again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 10:02 am
Again......I'm Retarded......What is wrong with me today?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 9:57 am
I'm retarded...... "British culture"....................................BTW, we all have Asian technology.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 9:52 am
I would have ignored it if it weren't for the "American culture" comment........Some things can't be forgiven...XD
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 9:48 am
Great people the whole way... except for one guy in Toad River BC
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 9:47 am
It's a joke guys. I thought Canadians were a happy, friendly kind of people. And yes Mr. Heap, I drove down the Alaska Hwy. in Feb. of '87
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 9:44 am
Sorry Iceman....1L......even your stereotypes make no sense.
TheTrashHeap - April 16, 2010, 9:36 am
American Culture? Not f***in likely! Have you ever been to Canada Ice?


DONUT BACON CHEESEBURGER - Breakfast of champs. I can't think of a better way to start the day.


TAGS: donut bacon cheeseburger
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by ThatGuy

ThatGuy - June 22, 2010, 2:36 am
actually, I think theres a fried egg on it already...
boeweizer - June 22, 2010, 2:08 am
add some fried eggs and some cream cheese and we got ourselves a deal
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 12:51 am
Cheese? #18182 - the Lutherburger.


CAN NOT HAZ CHEESEBURGER - No, you can not haz, for all yer cheeseburger are berong to me!


TAGS: cheeseburger cannot haz
Rating: 2.48/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:01 am
Yeah, this is what happens when the cheap Mexican lolcat you got turns out to be a cheaper Chinese lolcat, with hamburger feet, no less.
Porcelina - October 2, 2008, 7:39 pm
I feel like I'm living a lie. I thought the taco bell dog was supposed to be Mexican, not Chinese =0


CHEERLEADERS - Guess who does't get to be at the top of the human pyramid.




60 Seconds -




18, 19, 20, 21, 22.... -




HEAVEN - Only the faithful, or willing future heart patients get to experience it.




60S NOSTALGIA - Track sold separately




INAPPROPRIATE PUNS - A bit insensitive and intolerant, but creatively humorous ...


TAGS: queso trouble pray to cheesus
Rating: 4.27/5

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falloutghoul - February 24, 2012, 7:19 pm
Muy bien!


SWEET BAMBI -




A HUG. - For when you want to say something that cheers someone up, but can't explain it.


TAGS: say explain hug cheer sweet
Rating: 2.75/5

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Benlulz - September 24, 2010, 6:32 pm
(y)
forseti - September 22, 2010, 2:22 pm
Negative comments are more important to improve IMO. But I never want to harm anybody. Just hints and just my opinion. You're right, my start was suboptimal. BUT I tried hard to improve and had never any quarreling. In fact, I'm a misinterpreted angel! :D
TheTrashHeap - September 22, 2010, 1:24 pm
I have never had a hard time taking criticism. (from those qualified to hand it out) All I'm saying is that you make a lot of negative comments for someone who never took them well. Think back to when you first joined, you know what I mean.
forseti - September 22, 2010, 9:41 am
I didn't dish out, just gave some hints. Benlulz got it right. And I never hated criticism. I just didn't like your diss, specially because you're one of those who can't take criticism very much. Don't take my comments literally if there is a wink. -> ;)
TheTrashHeap - September 22, 2010, 8:40 am
If everything that "didn't fit that much to Motifake" was rejected there would only be a couple thousand posters here. You hated criticism when you started here forseti, why do you dish so much out now?
forseti - September 22, 2010, 8:11 am
we're all here for fun, so enjoy. some posters may not work with the audience so if you upload them you probably get some bad votings sooner or later. not giving a **** on this is the first step to become a regular I guess. So go on! :D
Benlulz - September 22, 2010, 7:39 am
no prob man ^^ i just like the way you can make posters and since i had some inspiration i just created it :)
forseti - September 22, 2010, 6:41 am
as it was approved, it's okand at least not your fault!! ;) As I said, I like it, but it doesn't fit that much to moti_fake_. Just my opinion, nothing personal! ;)
Benlulz - September 22, 2010, 6:27 am
>_
Benlulz - September 22, 2010, 6:27 am
Oh, didn't know it HAD to be demo. or funny, >_
forseti - September 21, 2010, 6:06 pm
that's nice, but not demotivational or funny. wrong domain?!? ;)


WARNING - Rocket propelled wheelchair zone!


TAGS: rocket propelled wheelchair
Rating: 3.2/5

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agdaniele - December 11, 2009, 11:57 pm
Heh heh.... handicap people can go fast.


FIGHTING ALLIGATORS - It's not an activity for the handicapped.




LOGIC -




STUCK IN THE MIDDLE -


TAGS: stealers wheel
Rating: 3.33/5

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Occupo Noctis - December 28, 2009, 5:54 am
That's the same thing I thought!! lol
Tuga - November 4, 2009, 2:07 am
Looks like someone was tryin' to create the portuguese flag with gummy bears. lol


CHEEZE-IT - Yah, they're that good...


TAGS: cheeze it
Rating: 2.7/5

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DEATH -


TAGS: wheel of fortune
Rating: 4.77/5

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Sean - December 19, 2010, 10:43 pm
Disclaimer: That "... to reruns of Wheel of Fortune" thingy ... also a race to nowhere, but with chafing.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - December 19, 2010, 10:39 am
lol...deep thoughts there...lol
rerun - December 16, 2010, 9:36 pm

back when Vanna was still smoking h**....and I would have added the tags
Sean - December 16, 2010, 7:31 pm
I woulda put Vanna White in the tags if I thought we were still allowed to have fun with the tags. *huff*


17:59 - OFFICIAL GUINNESS TIME -




LOL REINDEER -


TAGS: cheeseburger reindeer lol cats
Rating: 2.77/5

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agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:43 pm
It's unfair!!


THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' - They hatin'




THAT'S A MOOR -


TAGS: sheep crankyhead
Rating: 4.82/5

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spacedog - January 20, 2011, 6:08 pm
If you wake in a fog, from too much hair o' the dog, that's a moor, eh!
TheTrashHeap - January 20, 2011, 1:59 pm
Should they eat grass and bleat, while standing in peat? That's a moor eh!
CaptainBaked - January 20, 2011, 11:01 am
This one flew over my head? Is it supposed to make sense? Be funny? Inspirational? Is it an inside joke? Motifake confuses me...


FACEBOOK NOTIFICATIONS - They come in fast and furious on your birthday.




THUNDER HO - Cheetara..Speed, Agility, and one long stick..no wonder she the HOE


TAGS: thundercats cheetara
Rating: 2/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:26 am
If you think chicks are known for their long rods, you need to go back to health class. Elementary school health class.
Sho - July 27, 2012, 8:19 pm
I don't get it


READING -




GLOTTONY -


TAGS: donut cheeseburger om nom nom
Rating: 4.58/5

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jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:22 pm
Admiral, I do not even think a whole roll of rolaids or bottle of pepto with tums chasers would cure those heart attacks..still..I wanna try one
AdmiralAckbar - September 22, 2010, 3:53 pm
every time I look at this picture my gerd acts up. 5 tums
50cal - September 22, 2010, 2:55 pm
So wrong, yet I want one!


CHEER UP! -


TAGS: internet browser cheer squad humor
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - September 27, 2013, 1:51 am

For a true slice of browser hell, try using AOL software. It truly is a vortex of doom. I'm a Chrome girl.
Silverheart - September 27, 2013, 1:32 am

I used IE for the longest time. I got fed up with the freezing up and slow loading. There are things you can do in settings to make it run better, but I got tired of having to troubleshoot it weekly. Been running Chrome problem free last 3 months now.
CloudchaserS - September 27, 2013, 12:13 am
The "do you want to disable some extensions to make IE run faster that pops up every d*** time I open it (rarely used, but still annoying) needs a "Do not ask me again" option
lgvernon - September 26, 2013, 4:23 pm

Yeah, people kvetch about Windows because they don't remember MS-DOS.
curlyrocks - September 26, 2013, 4:19 pm
I'm at work doing tec support for Microsoft, Using Chrome as well to look up answers and respond to this comment. I prefer it too, but IE is not the worst.
lgvernon - September 26, 2013, 4:18 pm

Browsers are only as fast as your service allows. I live in the weeds in Wyoming. DSL is fast, but not smokin'.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2013, 4:16 pm
You know a very fast web browser I use is Dolphin. I was skeptical at first, but I think it's faster than Firefox. And their customer service staff gets back to you even faster!
lgvernon - September 26, 2013, 4:14 pm

Don't use toolbars and trash, curly. Although I prefer Chrome, IE's OK, too.
curlyrocks - September 26, 2013, 4:08 pm
You need to gut your APPWIZ.CPL of all the toolbars and trash.


TOOTH FAIRY -


TAGS: tooth fairy cut cheek face scar teeth toothfairy
Rating: 3.62/5

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SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 1:50 pm
OUCH.... Poor Little Girl


CROWD-ROLLING - fasten your seat-belt!


TAGS: wheelchair stage dive
Rating: 3/5

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TheTrashHeap - March 31, 2010, 8:04 pm
Excellent Fishing around Lake of the woods.
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 8:00 pm
Im on the Winnipeg river, Pointe du bois is the first dam on it. if you go upstream from there you hit lake of the woods
TheTrashHeap - March 31, 2010, 7:59 pm
Can you get onto the wpg river?
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:59 pm
I just finished my 15 page research paper and knocked off my other a**ignments early in the term. fishing season starts early in Ontario and i can make it there in my boat
MrRandom - March 31, 2010, 7:49 pm
I wish I had so much time. Two term papers, and two major projects due on the last week.
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:47 pm
I just finished my last paper so i got nothing to do but party till exams.totally pumped!
MrRandom - March 31, 2010, 7:46 pm
I know the feeling Canada. Seeing Amon Amarth on one of my last days of classes. I'll be bruised, battered, and hungover. Finals, here I come.
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:42 pm
5 Finger death punch! its the perfect venue too, almost all of it is floor.
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 7:37 pm
Who you going to see?
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:37 pm
Im pumped for Saturday. I love crowd surfing and i LOVE mosh pits
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 7:05 pm
Careful don't drop him, you wouldn't want him to end up in a whee.... nevermind


GENETICS - don't mess with them


TAGS: sheep clone genetics wool funny
Rating: 2/5


Wolf In Sheeps Clothing -


TAGS: backstab wolf sheep leader friendship
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - March 28, 2014, 1:39 am
Thanks you. :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 11:11 am
Whoa! That is impressive! I've got to check out your other work now. 5L for the poster and 5L for the awesome artwork!
Greybeard - March 27, 2014, 1:51 am
Thank you. Inspired by others on this site to include yourself. :)
Airman - March 26, 2014, 7:38 pm
your artistic talents are very impressive. amazing


ARCHITECTURAL DIGEST - This concept takes a while to digest.


TAGS: wheeeeee
Rating: 4.5/5

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Swampfox - March 28, 2013, 3:11 pm
I think there is a symbolic reason the slide is stopped with a ball.
Silverheart - March 28, 2013, 12:17 am

The hours I'd spend, walking up and sliding down... •••5Ls •••
vulture - March 27, 2013, 8:50 pm
That exit seems a little narrow for my b***... but I'd give it a go!!


X-Men -




DRUNK DRIVING - Save time to your family




EGOMANIACS - Their only redeeming quality is that they don't talk about other people.


TAGS: sheen nuts
Rating: 4.44/5

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SPOCK TELLING ON SULU -




MAIN BATTLE CAT - those cheezburgers are doomed


TAGS: main battle cat fat cheezburger
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by apez89

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2012, 6:57 pm
No you shouldn't.
spypengen - April 23, 2012, 6:09 pm
you should post this on the chezzeburger network


OHIO STATE CHEERLEADER - Ain't she purdy? GO BUCKS!




STUNTERS -




PETTING ZOO -


TAGS: cheeto head
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - March 10, 2012, 8:11 pm
Had a buddy as a kid that had one as a pet (sorta). Toothless, clawless. Good for a tussle though.
EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 7:49 pm
COOL picture! Looks a lot like my cat! (30 rats in his game bag)
maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 10:48 am
He Don't Look Too Happy !


GOODNIGHT RALPH - Goodnight Sam See you tomorrow


TAGS: sam sheepdog and ralph wolf quote
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by Airman

epimethius05 - May 3, 2011, 3:06 pm
Awesome subtext! I'm not sure many people caught the Sheepdog/Wiley E Coyote refrence
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:32 pm
PErfect!!! 5L
Mongo - December 22, 2009, 3:27 pm
Just finished up at VFA-213, the Super's...nice toy!
GreyScorpion - December 22, 2009, 3:27 pm
Excellent Warner Bros. Looney Tunes Reference. 5 Wolves In Sheeps Clothing
phydeaux - December 22, 2009, 2:17 pm
5/5 Mr. Airman Sir. I loves me an F/A-18. Moved from A7E's to the F/A-18. What a nice change THAT was!


A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: perspective turtle snail wheee
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by hermit57

coldinjected - January 30, 2011, 1:31 pm
Hmmm. Still bored.
hermit57 - January 28, 2011, 7:35 pm
Oh yes, by the way, just because I used the word "perspective" doesn't mean this isn't my "own work". You can get "free to the public" ph**os on line. I used composites of my favorites to re-create an old joke. Therefore the work is mine.
hermit57 - January 28, 2011, 7:12 pm
Whaaaaa! Whaaa! Coldinjected hurt my feelings! Not. "Wheee" is how the snail pronounced his own personal glee and, therefore does not fall under proper grammar "laws". Notice how I spelled "grammar" properly. So there will be no poster correcting.
coldinjected - January 28, 2011, 10:31 am
Just to clarify "Whee" is the word. "Wee..." would be the sound. That's the literature take. I'm still investigating.
coldinjected - January 28, 2011, 10:28 am
"HEADS UP", "Weeeee" is in the urban dictionary in the context you used. "Wheeeee", is not. Better luck next time Grammer Nazi. Poster makes sense. You defined Perspective. I'd like to see your own work sometime. Happy poster correcting!!


POTCHEEN - When drinking yourself into a triple delirium just isn't good enough


TAGS: potcheen poitin poteen
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Muck

Muck - November 1, 2009, 2:16 pm
Agree, didn't want to go for obvious pic (logo or bottle)so tried bit more obscure and indirect pic. Nae a winner indeed. But we shan't give in, never!
CANADA - October 30, 2009, 11:13 pm
you needed a better picture


PANDA EXPRESS - I can has Kung Hay Fat Choy




Brothel -


TAGS: isis brothel sheep beastiality terrorist
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - February 23, 2015, 9:04 pm
Thank you kindly :))
Reality Lord - February 23, 2015, 8:53 pm

infinitely better than mine. this is flawless as a demot. best i've seen in awhile. quick and clean.
JesusWept - February 23, 2015, 7:07 am
Thanks! You inspired me with that *** slave-poster ;)
Reality Lord - February 23, 2015, 6:45 am

ABSOLUTELY.FARGIN.PERFECT


HEED - Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.


TAGS: heed
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by elixiri

forseti - July 1, 2011, 3:47 pm
5 raids


BETTER OFF DEAD -


TAGS: cheese
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greybeard



EVER WONDER -


TAGS: male cheerleader motivation humor
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 2:48 pm

He looks slightly cross-eyed to me, but perhaps it's just the angle...
lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 2:48 pm

Wanna arm wrestle?
lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 2:47 pm

Thanks, Ugh~~It's so good to 'see' you!~
rerun - July 4, 2013, 10:11 am

The look on his face "d***, hers is bigger than mine"
ughomer - July 4, 2013, 9:48 am
Superb, LG.
GaryO - July 4, 2013, 9:28 am
Dang, you ladies are outmanning the men today.


ON FIRE -


TAGS: tribute airman wheels wings fins
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by spacedog

M0rd3kaI - February 25, 2012, 12:44 pm
5L!!! seriously, the plastic crap nowadays just doesn't have the unique-ness that those old 50's 60's models had... bloody shame if you ask me
deChelca - April 20, 2011, 9:08 pm
That's a 5L for sure. What a great pic!
Airman - April 20, 2011, 10:38 am
you got that right Space. 5L


FORBIDDEN LOVE - Food falls into that category


TAGS: animals cheetahs impalas love
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by heathentod

heathentod - May 16, 2010, 4:17 pm
LOL... I just realized that last comment could be interpreted in a manner I never intended! Maybe a somewhat phallic shaped food wasn't the best example.
heathentod - May 16, 2010, 4:15 pm
Can't blame him too bad really; I've met a fat crab leg or two I had an orgasmic experience with :P
agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 4:12 pm
But sooo right.


THE AMERICAN WAY -




NEW AMBULANCE EQUIPMENT - The Frequent Flyer Wheel. It saves time and frustration on patient assessment .




CONSIRACY THEORISTS - They Never Give It A break


TAGS: sheepdog
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 7:11 pm
Moooooo with high marks for the baaaaaa
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 7:08 pm
I just gave a 5 to a retrochop poster....I feel dirty, Stay away from politics Retro, and your golden.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 6:23 pm
R.S.Jake... doth thou speaketh with a forked tongue, less a single motifake of his own?
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 6:17 pm
great concept, just one little opps 4L
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 5:24 pm
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.


"DAVE'S NOT HERE..." -


TAGS: a little cheech and chong drug humor
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

MO - September 19, 2009, 10:43 am
Dave's not here!!! It's me!! Dave!! I've got the stuff!!


ARROGANCE - A strange disease that makes everybody sick, except for the person actually afflicted with it.


TAGS: sheen funy self destruction
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by WTFO

voodoo3535 - March 10, 2011, 12:30 am
WINNING! DUH.
CANADA - March 9, 2011, 6:40 pm
the MA-SHEEN is one of the few that enjoy there money. I bet I'd be balls deep in h***ers and blow too if i made over a million bucks per episode
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2011, 10:20 pm
It's all in the tiger blood
- March 8, 2011, 9:51 pm
I agree with you tellit. I wonder what odds his life is getting in Vegas right now. (WTFO)
- March 8, 2011, 9:49 pm
I don't think it's possible to swell my head any more, rerun. It's the price you pay when you look this good. haha. (WTFO)
Claire - March 8, 2011, 9:19 pm
Nah, he's a winner. lol
tellitlikeitis - March 8, 2011, 7:55 pm
Poor Charlie... he's just spiraling down, further and further... I think we'll be reading his obituary soon.
rerun - March 8, 2011, 6:44 pm

don't tell him that...he will get a swelled head.
Reality Lord - March 8, 2011, 6:25 pm

dude...i wasn't around when you were here. this rocks.


EXISTENTIAL ANGST -


TAGS: sheesh
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Sean



POPPING A WHEELIE - because two wheels are still one too many? Buy yourself a damn unicycle then!




WELCOME TO - "Gimp My Ride"


TAGS: wheel
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by Koradan

spacedog - February 12, 2010, 6:05 pm
LOL, I bet that sucker shakes like a shopping cart on the freeway.


IT MAY BE ALL THE THANKS YOU GET -


TAGS: flowers cheer people
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

SRV190 - June 12, 2011, 1:24 am
LMFAO, That was the funniest thing I have read for a while,,, THX 5 LOL'S
SRV190 - June 12, 2011, 1:23 am
LMFAO, That was the funniest thing I have read for w while,,, THX 5 LOL'S


G'MORNING RALPH -


TAGS: freedom illusion ralph sam wolf no sheep dog
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

coldinjected - January 26, 2011, 10:28 pm
Great work RL!!
Donkasaurus - January 26, 2011, 12:14 pm
Love me some Zappa.


GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: greybeard wheelchair heels sunny day
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

forseti - August 18, 2011, 1:30 pm
Keep rollin'! 5L
mariand - August 18, 2011, 10:38 am
I have this picture from more than a week and I had no time to put it on a poster...anyway, 5 wheels


BAD JOKE -


TAGS: ham cheese bar
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by bangoskank

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 18, 2013, 12:25 pm
*groan* but funny nonetheles5.


SOVIET RUSSIA -


TAGS: cheezy soviet russia but it had to be done assassinate president
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - December 31, 2010, 10:58 am
and then you apologize to him !
Talis Briedis - December 31, 2010, 2:46 am
And in the US only vice-president's hunt you down....
Hawamleh - September 17, 2010, 8:17 pm
thanks
forseti - September 17, 2010, 10:53 am
Close to #97861 but one of the few funny "soviet russia" jokes.


HAMMMMMY - OH HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY


TAGS: sheep hammy
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Airman

opsCOASTIE - January 12, 2012, 2:42 am
man this pic creeps me out
ICEMAN - December 30, 2011, 10:48 pm
Believe it or don't, he does have groupies. :/


ACHILLES - 99% indestructable


TAGS: achilles heel
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

sickartist - January 2, 2010, 9:55 am
5L for the original "heel"
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 12:34 am
Very, VERY good! 5L


SPUNK - Well whaddaya know...there IS an "I" in "PARAPLEGIC"!


TAGS: cheerleader spunk paraplegic
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

Grimgravy - April 15, 2011, 7:44 pm
I can't help byt think of Mary Katherine Gallagher when I see this. "Super Star!"


TEMPTATION -


TAGS: life time cheerleader costume evil girl ***y fishnet stocking try never before comic con mae west quote
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by giulio

dslohand - October 11, 2011, 9:54 pm
WOW WHAT A TOUGH CHOICE BOTH ARE WORTH 5 TRIES
redhdsrbst - February 26, 2010, 12:07 pm
Why choose? Double the pleasure and the fun. :D
bill - October 18, 2009, 4:55 pm
i agree
Ares - October 6, 2009, 3:20 pm
Ohhh, they look both goregous...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2009, 6:14 pm
I would DB. But every time i try that they just bleed a lot and tend to be a really "dead" lay.
Woodywood03a - September 5, 2009, 5:11 pm
which left??? yours or mines???
TJ - September 5, 2009, 5:04 pm
Girl on the left... DIBS!


1759 - To Arthur Guinness. Legend.


TAGS: arthur s day 24th september cheers
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Bunny

agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:11 pm
I'm loading up as I type... but not with the 250 stuff. Proper Guinness, if I may.
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 7:52 pm
I went on a beer run...saw this on sale...reminded me of 2 girls and a cup...and it wasn't even a red party cup.
LogicDude - September 24, 2009, 9:49 am
Holy crap! Guess we won't be hearing from Aggy for the next few days...


QUESTION -




FLAME THROWING WHEELCHAIR - Go ahead. Take the handicapped stall. I'll wait.


TAGS: wheelchair
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by DrAstroZoom

LogicDude - September 15, 2009, 3:07 pm
This'll keep those little bastards off my lawn for sure!
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 2:43 pm
hey, get off LD's wheel chair!
LD0ne - September 15, 2009, 2:42 pm
YAAAAA!!!


"YOU CHEATER!" - "Wolverine, you idiot."


TAGS: cheetah
Rating: 1.22/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Kung-Fu Devil - March 19, 2010, 11:07 pm
Oh right. Well the second response was kind of meant like, "I'm not a Cheetah, I'm a Wolverine, you idiot."
MO - March 19, 2010, 11:06 pm
I was actually asking what you were going for.... Just not seeing it. If you'd esplain then maybe it'd make sense. You've taken a beating and been able to keep it together so far. Responding in public will ensure the beatings continue...
Kung-Fu Devil - March 19, 2010, 11:02 pm
If it needs to be deleted, then delete it. I wouldn't have noticed had no one commented on it.
MO - March 19, 2010, 11:01 pm
Don't feel special KFD. I told him I love his avatar and he aint said **** to me.....by the way...this poster really does need to be deleted. Splain the reason for it, purdy please.
Kung-Fu Devil - March 19, 2010, 11:01 pm
Go ahead and 'inform' me all you like. I don't pay attention to votes.
DreMagnum - March 19, 2010, 11:00 pm
Sorry, rechecked the vote count, saw something that made my lol, decided to inform you of it. **** happens.
Kung-Fu Devil - March 19, 2010, 10:59 pm
I really don't care, but it's good to know you responded twice to try and make me care.
DreMagnum - March 19, 2010, 10:57 pm
I guess when 10 other people think the same thing, my opinion really doesnt matter
DreMagnum - March 19, 2010, 10:50 pm
Glad to know KFD, glad to know....
Kung-Fu Devil - March 19, 2010, 10:30 pm
Don't worry Dre, you'll always be a hypocrite, so a 1L from you means nothing.
MO - March 19, 2010, 8:38 pm
Thinking of a big furry critter is actually making me wanna throw up a little...yeesh!
Faceplant31 - March 19, 2010, 8:36 pm
Yea but my names followed by 31 not hairy beaver! ROR!
MO - March 19, 2010, 8:35 pm
Heh heh! And this coming from a guy called Faceplant!! Whut whut!!!
Faceplant31 - March 19, 2010, 8:33 pm
Wow Mo! Hmmm what can i say, i guess if you like pube floss by all means!
MO - March 19, 2010, 8:28 pm
Love the new tar Dre! I'm a sucker for a big hairy beaver....
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 8:12 pm
And this is a Guinness night... so, I'll be warming up soon enough!
DreMagnum - March 19, 2010, 8:11 pm
Luckily its a kung fu poster so i dont feel bad 1l it
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 7:58 pm
This pic was used very recently. That fact aside, it shouldn't have been approved... there's nothing to it.
Kung-Fu Devil - March 17, 2010, 6:03 pm
?
GreyScorpion - March 17, 2010, 5:54 pm
94289


ISIS sex slaves -


TAGS: isis sheep
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 1:11 am
How does an ISIS fighter find a goat in the middle of the desert? Very satisfying! 5L
Greybeard - February 22, 2015, 12:58 pm
Hehe. 5LMAO. 2000 yrs of heat & inbreeding will certainly do that to a culture. :)
JesusWept - February 22, 2015, 12:02 pm
I' would give this one 5 million L's if i could! UNADULTERATED!!!


so tell me -


TAGS: fitted sheets
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Bandit5906 - June 17, 2014, 7:44 pm
There is another way?
Oldsod - June 17, 2014, 4:35 pm
...I always thought you just sort of wadded them up and stuffed them in a drawer...


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